
A rectangular warning sign with a glossy, laminated finish against a stark white background. It features a bright red oval at the top displaying "WARNING" in clean, sans-serif capital letters. Below is a white rectangular field containing the text "I HAVE ISSUES" stacked above "APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK", both in large, heavy black sans-serif font, centered and aligned. The sign is bordered by a thick black frame with slightly rounded corners and has four small circular mounting holes in each corner. The lighting is even and diffused, highlighting the flat surface without shadows. The image is sharply focused, high-resolution, and grain-free, resembling a product shot. The aesthetic is clean, utilitarian, and slightly humorous with a cautionary tone. The sign is made of rigid material—likely aluminum or durable plastic—and positioned centrally at a slight angle, filling most of the frame with neutral color grading and realistic tones.