
A rectangular metal sign with a distressed, vintage aesthetic, mimicking an old warning placard. Features a bold oval red field at the top with "WARNING" in large white sans-serif capital letters and a slight bevel effect. Below, stacked text reads: "WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR" in prominent red font, followed by "BEWARE," then "YOU MIGHT GET OFFENDED" in slightly smaller red type. Set against a creamy off-white background, bordered by a thick black frame. Heavily weathered with scratches, dents, rust spots, and faded paint, especially at edges and corners. Oxidized metal surface with subtle color and texture variations for realism. Even, diffuse natural daylight lighting with soft shadows highlighting imperfections. Positioned at a slight angle, mounted on a wall or post. Playful yet cautionary mood with retro Americana vibe. Highly detailed photorealistic rendering emphasizing tactile metal texture and distressed paint nuances. Slight sheen on surface reflecting light subtly. Neutral, slightly blurred gray background keeping the sign as the focal point.